A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
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CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
Its Bedtime!
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her...
A story with a moral
While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, “Hey, Marie,...
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...