Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
You\’re a Redneck if…
You Might Be A Redneck… …If your dad walks u to school ’cause you’re...
Redneck’s Ode To A Valentine
Redneck’s Ode to a ValentineKudzu is green. My Dog’s name is Blue. And I’m...
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning…
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
The problems with golf
|The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front...
On the Train
A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for...
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...