man to do situps
|What’s the best way to force a man to do situps?Put the remote between...
31??..32???
At a college with a shady reputation, the new dean responded to investigations into...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
Man’s best friend.
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
A Mexican joke
Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they’d have something to pick in the...
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy…
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn’t there,...
Quotes of Yogi Berra
|Yogi Berra Quotes”Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”"Baseball...
Prison and Work Compared
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...