LEARN YOUR LESSON
|When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
Christmas and a day at the office?
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all...
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
Piloting your plane
|An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of...
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
What a way to go!
Brenda O’Malley is home making dinner as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her...
Baby Birds
You know that Storks bring babys of course. What kind of birddefinitely does not...