Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
It’s been nice gnawing you!
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Elephants VII
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Where lawers come from
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Safe sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man...
C&A
A guy walks up to his friend ans says ”why do you have ‘R’...
A woman’s seminars
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Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?
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What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!