One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...
A cure for atheism
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriendhad proposed but...
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend…
Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: “Don’t...
Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...