The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A rumor
Rejected Public Holidays
Top 12 Rejected Public Holidays12 Start of Christmas Season Day 11 False Labor Day...
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth…
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...
Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...