Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Polish Scientistific Plans
Poland sent its top team of scientists to attend the international science convention, where...
Controlling your spouse
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Phone company’s errors
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Frog Scientist
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
The religious bear.
In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted...
A bus conversation
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves andengage in...