Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Exercing control
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of...
A novel grasp on marriage
The child was a typical four-year-old girl – cute, inquisitive, brightas a new penny....
Some cows view each day as the last roundup…
Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to...
The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on...
Why Women Are Bad Mathematicians
Why are women so bad at mathematics?Because men keep telling them that this…||is 12...
Bank Teller
Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Try to catch the rabbit
|The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying...
One day a lady went to the doctors office
One day a lady went to the doctor’s office and told the doctorthat her...