Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
A-fishin’ We Will Go…
Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a...
Signs that you may be a drunk!
*** Signs that you “just might” have a drinking problem. ***You lose arguments with...
Two babies
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a...
Speeding
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled...
Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He...