Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
Free samples
Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!
Scaled Glass Wall
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
What\’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
Knock Knock Ketchup
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I’ll tell...
Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...
The price decides everything
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...