The Contest with GOD!
There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which...
Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark…
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming...
The Enchanted Snake
It was spring in the old west.The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
Pythagoras joke.
Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives. They slept in the...
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish…
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish, was obliged to...