24 Hours to Live.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man...
mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
The President
Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?To Make Sure That She...
Knock Knock Jokes 3
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alva! Alva who? Alva heart! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alvin!...
Better Than Pork
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...
The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young...
An extremely loyal fan
|There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with...
Gay Jewish Person
What do you call a gay Jewish person? A He-Blew!