Why Women Live Longer
Why do women live longer than men?Someone has to stick around and clean up...
Polish Pickup Truck
Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night?A polish family on vacation...
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...
Who gave you those black eyes?
|A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody...
Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...
Adam was lonely.
Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard...