Hired Help
A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, “Who...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
Flea Cure
Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?Maybe, what made them sick?
Ghosts and the Ricki Lake Show
One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show,...
The Miracle of Christmas
I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year...
Late Payment Letter
Gentlemen:I have just received your letter in regards to the bill I owe you....
Listening Passively
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
The Top 10 Signs You’re Flying On A Bad Airline
The engine’s being held on by duct tape. You see the Gorilla from those...
Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...