Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
The 4 engineers.
Once there were four engineers traveling in a car. While they were traveling to...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
Clinton Fart
Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the...
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they...