Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
Not this time
There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Signs and notices 21
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At my University’s...
Universal Corporate Translator
“ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION”:You’ll be making under $6 an hour.- – - – -”ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN...
What’s up Doc?
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close,...
General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!