mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
Nixon and Clinton Similarities!
“Similarities between presidents Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton”:Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Water BedNixon: His biggest...
Man Playing Around If…
How can you tell if a man’s playing around?He sends you love notes that...
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...
Dumber Sex
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are man’s best friend. So which is...
A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing…
A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing a potentialemployee’s application and notices...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...