Bird jokes 05
|Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A:...
The way he died
A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
Who has the ring?
|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously...
Bank customer service
|”I’m not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when...
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
Gotta love the unions!
Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied...
Food laughs & humor
|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and…
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife...