Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
Men Are Like Blenders
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
College
It is recounted that at King?s College in the Strand around the time of...
A Man And His Money
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved...
Cat jokes 06
|Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A:...
Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...