Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
Grant Bar and Casino
Grant’s Bar and Casino: Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
Kids at the Wedding
|At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
Dumb Blonde Test
Ask the following to a Blonde to see if she is a DUMB BLONDE...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club…
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. “Hey, baby, would you help...
Anything you want!
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...