Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
Each man gives a story
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
Virgin
A mature woman was in the pastorial study counseling for her upcoming fourth wedding.”Father,...
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...
CIA Agents and Bathroom
Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom?A: The...
Meet the Genie
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined...