Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...
Technical Night Before Christmas
Technical Night Before Christmas ‘Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the...
Ebonics Xmas
Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin’Day wuz sleepin’ good....
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...
billy’s father is a lawyer
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
French Fighter Pilot
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant...
Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...