May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Cock fights
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters...
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
The tradition at weddings
|A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
ABCP
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the...
A Negro was travelling in china…
A negro was travelling in china. In a remote village, he came upon an...
The Shrine
One day 3 men went to a shrine to ask the Father for forgivness.The...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...