Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
A Letter From Barbie
************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you little troll, I’ve...
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
Army fitness report
|British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
Pat and Jimmy-Joe
|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, “Have ye seen Mulligan...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...