yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar…
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers...
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? –...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
Two men were walking along the street when…
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his...
Student Bloopers – Part I!
This is a collection of actual student bloopers collected by teachers from 8th grade...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
Being hurt
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on...
Let me through!
A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large...