Pink and Purple
What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the...
Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded...
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
Blonde Email
How do you know when a blonde’s been sending e-mail? Envelopes in the disk...
Salad
Boss asks secretary “Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad...
Unreasonable bill
|A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to...
Indian Pun! heehee
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He...
Friend of the Groom?
An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding....
Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...