Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to…
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees...
How!
Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
Lesbian
A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty...
Possible titles for Lewinsky’s new book
Possible titles for Monica Lewinsky’s new book1. I Suck At My Job2. What Really...
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
A short poem for today.
Rules To Live By…Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,...
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...