Boring!
|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!
Computer Acronyms
PCMCIA- People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN- It Still Does Nothing APPLE- Arrogance...
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
Tax On Sale
A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can...
11 Signs of PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to...
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table