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It gets lonely in the desert
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How to hunt elephants — Lawyers style
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Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
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What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
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Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible…
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A reason for divorce
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She: Do you think of me when…
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