A small mistake
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that...
I’m Turner Brown
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch…
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch....
Always By My Side
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several...
Ever Wonder?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my fish sandwich...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Fish jokes 06
|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to...
A pregnant Irish women
What do you call a pregnant Black woman? A dope carrier!