Talk to the judge
|A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer’s tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings...
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...
Having the equipment
A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to...
One of two reasons
I’ve noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot....
What do you call..
What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
The Honeymoon Begins.
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...