Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...
Star Warts!
|What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...
Men Are Like Blenders
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
Juan and Amal Classic
A California couple discovered the wife was pregnant, but the family simply couldn’t afford...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...