Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
Trip To The Desert
A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde went on a trip to the desert.They...
Top 20 Engineers’ Terminology’s
1. A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED- We are still pissing in...
Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....
A man comes to a doctor and…
A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to...
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
Someone really stinks
|A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
The mistress.
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an...