My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery…
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery chain...
blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
Bill Clinton in Hell
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour,...
Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...
women and small feet
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to...
Befits of Obesity
Obesity has been getting a lot of bad press recently. Research conducted entirely by...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
The new preacher.
A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave...