Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...
Hello
Q: Why didn’t the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax...
Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man…
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car...
Going to Jamaica
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section....
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
Ice Hole
There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes...
How To Give Your Cat a Pill
How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms....
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...