Fish jokes 06
|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to...
Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...
Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
Health condition
The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada’s top hospitals, and during her...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
Gay man’s last fun
Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent...
Blonde and The Coke Machine
This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and...
Discovering America
A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony,...