Ideal Drinking Age
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox
The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop…
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to...
Not So Dumb
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde...
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman...