Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Clinton Q -n A’s!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?A: In order...
Little Johnny at the neighbors…
Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born...
A tight travel budget
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The Bill Clinton Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a McDonalds Hamburger and Bill Clinton?A: Some people in...
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement…
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What came first, the chicken or the egg? – I’d have to say it...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”