Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up…
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up in the morning...
A Message For The Manager
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
Your Name Is Missing
A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better times…He...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
Police chief hates you
|Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You10. He sends you on drug raids….alone.9. He...
BB’s
There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his...
These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.