Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
58 Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists) 1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash,...
I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
Stress-Relieving Prayer
Stress-Relieving PrayerLord,Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,The courage to...
How all careers end
|How careers end… Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far Eastern...
The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...
Christmas Present
Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike.
A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...