If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
Clinton strikes out.
Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good...
During an Army war game…
During an Army war game, a commanding officer’sjeep got stuck in the mud. The...
The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
Think about it!
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film. Seen it all, done it...
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Have you ever smelled moth balls? – How did you get their little legs...