Mafia Job
The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all...
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
Did you hear about the hillbilly…
Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
After working together for a while…
After working together for a while, Dick and Jane’s office romance blossomed, and they...
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday…
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She’s...
At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....
Playing With Vibrator
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in...
It was their first date…
It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...
A little boy walks up to his father and says…
A little boy walks up to his father and says, “Dad, what does a...