Presidential Promise
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his...
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
If for every rule there is an exception…
If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there...
Confucius says again…
1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife…
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening,...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
A unit in sex education was about to begin…
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...
No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...