File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Answers To Everything
What’s the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity What’s the difference between...
Solving a dispute
|Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a...
Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...
The Kowalski
The Minnesota Fish and Game Comission wanted to develop a fish that would offer...
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
Difference Between Men and Women
1. A man will pay 2 dollars for a 1 dollar item he wants....
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...