What Appointment?
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Computer Idiots
Idiocy in the Computer World When I worked for a company that had a...
Blonde on computer
How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer?White-out...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
Try to grow chickens
|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of...
A gun for my hubby.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for...
Translations for men
|These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you...