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An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
Mommas So Fat
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton Go to Heaven
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go...
Names to Use in Prank Calls
Names to Use in Prank Calls Hugh G. Rection Jim Nassium Claire Voyence Buster...
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...