Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
Your spinning me a yarn here!
|What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
How are you feeling?
|Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
IN THE BAG
|A “tourist,” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter....
Toughening Up
My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and...
The Poo List!
The Ghost Poo: The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo on...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out...
Horny Nurses!
3 nurses go into the morgue, and there’s a dead man’s body lying there,...