Rookie is on the job
|A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with...
Excess billing hours
|A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...
YO MAMMMA….!
Yo mamma’s so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...
HITTING BOTTOM
TWO MEN SITTING BESIDE ONE ANOTHER IN A BAR.THE 1ST MAN IS AN AVERAGE...
Last Wish
Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make...