Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...
A blind man is standing at the corner…
A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting...
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
Represent Christmas
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
Meet the Schitts!
You don’t know Jack Schitt!When someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, well, now...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...